I used to think if I wanted to get a joke a day, I'd have to subscribe to some sort of joke-of-the-day list. Not anymore! I get more jokes every day in my mailbox than I can possibly read! That's not even counting the jokes that I summarily delete (Viagra ads, Korean puns and Chinese finger puzzles). Take a lookee at this one:
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