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Diet of the week

ziggy on 2003-08-28T18:55:56

Everyone who is anyone has created their own low carb/no carb diet by now. Atkins is the most widely known, but the South Beach Diet is this season's media darling.

Here is a new variation on that same thing. I present to you the Conneticut Supermom Diet. It's even easier to follow than those diets that need best-selling books to explain themselves:

  • Don't eat so damned much, you pig!
  • Don't eat anything that comes out of a box.
  • Stuff from a bakery is for the kids, not for you.

Krispy Kreme

cwest on 2003-08-29T14:50:39

They can't be a bakery... and you can get them without a box... and one at a time...

I love this diet! :-)

hey! I'm on that diet!

mermaid on 2003-09-03T16:41:27

you forgot: drink coffee all day long, every day, until 5:00, then switch to wine.

Re:hey! I'm on that diet!

ziggy on 2003-09-04T23:09:26

What kind of wine? Is it cheap red wine, or one of those healthy wines from New York State?

Re:hey! I'm on that diet!

mermaid on 2003-09-05T02:13:12

There are three grades -- drinking alone (Hogue Cabernet-Merlot, Yellowtail Shiraz, etc.), drinking with friends (Dry Creek Cab, etc.), and "I Hauled it Back from California Myself."