The true reason why the web exists

ziggy on 2003-07-02T18:47:31

Tim Bray is a brilliant man. He's one of the fathers of XML, and one of the staunchest advocates of a web that works for everyone.

Tim just discovered the one true purpose of the web today:

I’m sorry, this has just gone way, way too far. Words written in public become deeds, and some deeds are inexcusable and I see no point in excusing the inexcusable. There are those who may not be able to forgive me for veering over the edge of politeness, but nobody can claim I’m the first to go there, and I just don’t care. (Update: extra fact-finding.)

I’m referring, of course, to Don Park’s claim that his roses are fatter than mine. Don, when I’m provoked I bite back, and so do my flowers; be careful or my roses will make some phone calls and, well, the consequences will be severe.

Yep. The web is a vast right wing conspiracy to unleash a globally distributed rose-sizing contest.


The New Coder Organization

chromatic on 2003-07-02T19:08:02

Programmers with Posies!