This just in (via the newscrawl on WUSA TV9):
- Police Chief Charles Moose has been called to Active Duty
- The County ethics board has voted down Chief Moose's book deal
Someone else now has to deal with the threat of thrice daily news conferences whenever someone fires a rifle in Chief Moose's jurisdiction. And perhaps
they will allow him to write his memoirs on what it was like to deal with the media on a near-constant basis...
