This warning appears on the wrapper of a synthetic "starter" fireplace log:
Caution: Risk of FireUm, isn't that the point of a starter log? Do they really need to start putting other dain-bread disclaimers on these things like Caution: not a toy, or Caution: not for use by children under the age of 12 or even Caution: do not place log in your lap once ignited?
Or am I just denying myself a claim against the O'Henry Candy Bar fortune?
