The winner of Fox TV's "American Idol" competition will be singing at the Lincoln Memorial September 11. Earlier, callers to Operation TIPS (the denounce-your-neighbors program) were routed to the "America's Most Wanted" hotline.
In other news, homeland security czar Tom Ridge has tapped the producers of "Big Brother" to coordinate domestic surveillance efforts, and Anne Robinson will be helping to ferret out the weakest links in the intelligence agencies.