"If you take hyphens seriously, you will surely go mad."
(John Benbow, Manuscript and Proof, 1937)
From this week's "News of the Weird" (but not on the site yet):
Legal fees had risen to about $30,000 as of November in the Golden, Colo., battle between ex-lovers David Rosenthal and Barbara Newman over whether their 2-year-old child is named "Kyleigh Rosenthal-Newman" or "Kyleigh Rosenthal Newman."
I'm having flashbacks to my life as a copyeditor.