I am no longer a tech meet virgin. I wandered down to London last night and managed not to forget my props. I like lightning talks - if I don't understand the topic, something new comes along in 5 minutes. Most crack-fuelled award goes to 'How Bond would kill bugs'. Met some (more) Australians, drank some beer, followed acme round the Tube. Karma to 2shortplanks for cat herding. Hmm, I should now put my non-slides on my website.