- Q: How can you tell when a banjo is in perfect pitch?
A: When it lands in the middle of the bonfire.
- Q: Why does a banjo player keep his picks on the dashboard of the car?
A: So (s?)he can park in the handicapped zone.
- Q: What's the difference between a mutual bond and a banjo player?
A: A mutual bond matures, and eventually makes money.
Bela Fleck was on
Music Choice last night (it's on a local channel here, and they'll probably play it a dozen more times). He was touring with bassist Edgar Meyer playing mostly classical music. Several times throughout the show, they would show Bela listening "appreciatively" while a stagehand told banjo jokes. :)
