Dilbert: "So what do you think of my paper?"
Dogbert: "Well, it has been said that one thousand monkeys with typewriters, given infinite time, could eventually write the works of Shakespeare."
Dilbert: "What about my paper?"
Dogbert: "I'd give it 6 monkeys, 10 minutes."
http://www.msnbc.com/news/911508.asp?0si=-
on a side note - the Plymouth school of computing is 16th out of 100 UK university computing departments which is nice.
Maybe this makes my degree worth more