Inspired by a remark of Larry, and by the fact that some of the Perl 5 annoyances won't be fixed in Perl 5, I came up with a few Perl 6 cheerleader lines.
Fix in six / Fix in six / With much better semanticsI'll get my coat.
Fix in six / Fix in six / That's the best of all gimmicks
Fix in six / Fix in six / And learn a few new cool tricks
Fix in six / Fix in six / And we'll take over Unix
Fix in six / Fix in six / With a few keystrokes and clicks
Fix in six / Fix in six / You will need a new remix
Fix in six / Fix in six / Or maybe in sixty-six
Fix in six / Fix in six / And kill all the heretics
Fix in six / Fix in six / Much more than just aesthetics
Fix in six / Fix in six / Sing all the perl-a-holics
Fix in six / Fix in six / From Larry Wall's alembics
Fix in six / Fix in six / Best of all pharmaceutics
Fix in six / Fix in six / As prove all the statistics
Fix in six / Fix in six / Cures even syphilitics
Re:First the horrific picture
rafael on 2005-04-25T14:45:37
Need... to find... someone... with evil photoshop skills...Re:First the horrific picture
nicholas on 2005-04-26T09:24:50
I think that Alan is available for contract work these days.
His portfolio is quite impressive.Re:First the horrific picture
Elian on 2005-04-25T15:49:47
Argh! Curse you, Elaine -- I'm going to need a melon-baller to get that particular image out of my brain now.Re:First the horrific picture
Ovid on 2005-04-25T16:29:06
Eh, screw em. I like it! Of course, I've not had my morning coffee yet, either. Perhaps my opinion will change once I wake up.