Sight Unseen Review: Minority Report

pudge on 2002-06-20T19:37:27

This is the first in a series of reviews of movies I haven't seen. Any spoilers are entirely accidental.

Steven Spielberg doesn't break any new ground with Minority Report, but as always, he takes good ideas and apparently does a great job with it. If you saw AI, forget about everything you saw there: ths movie doesn't seem like it is at all similar, except that it is in the future, and is directed by Kubrick^WSpielberg.

Minority Report is about a policeman (Tom Curise) who works for a special unit that knows who is going to commit what crimes. I doubt they make this premise believable, although 1. it's science fiction, so no one probably cares and 2. if anyone can make it believable, it's Spielberg. Again, ignore AI.

So Cruise goes around arresting people who haven't done anything wrong, and I would probably be annoyed by Spielberg's likely attempts to draw comparisons with what is going on in the world today. But I am sure I would get beyond that quickly because of the action, good acting, phenomenal directing, and quick-paced storyline, especially when Cruise himself is accused of being about to commit a crime.

I think it would be cool if they made this into a self-fulfilling prophecy mindbender like in that scene from The Matrix where Keanu meets the Oracle, but my guess it is more like that Max Headroom episode where a computer just decides to make stuff up about him. Either way, it would probably cause me to reflect on the role of technology as a controlling influence of our society, and I would think that I had gained new insight into the potential plight we are all in, and say that we need to take steps to make sure this kind of thing never happens. Computers are everywhere, and they can control everything we do, if we let them; but never should we take away our rights and responsibilities, even for apparently all-powerful technology.

The movie probably ends with Cruise beating the system, maybe by showing the world how flawed it is so that no one ever has to be subject to such unfair persecution/prosecution ever again. Either that or he ends up in jail or dies, and the movie ends with a camera shot pulling away from him, seeing the whole city, and it's at night and/or raining, and we feel like the future is hopeless.

I think I'd walk away from the movie thinking it was very good and I might want to buy it on DVD when it comes out, though the filmmaking was more impressive than the message.


Comment on the review (which I haven't read)

mir on 2002-06-20T20:19:10

Once again Pudge shows that not only does he not understand movies, but also that his political opinions taint even his reviews. All he saw in this movie was a defense of the right of people to overthrow an unjust government.In fact the director attempts to go much further than this, showing how brain-washed creationist Patriot fans can be led to accept said unjust government instead of letting information be free and defending affirmative action. Of course Spielberg doesn't succeed in his demonstration because after all he is American. In the views of the unanimous Critic World only a 3 hour / 4 actor / 1 set / 0 action black and white movie from Iran could convey this powerful message.

So there!

Oh, and quoting Nomar Garciaparra in a movie review should definitely be forbidden by law!

Re:Comment on the review (which I haven't read)

pudge on 2002-06-20T20:23:01

SCOREBOARD.

Ahem.

Re:Comment on the review (which I haven't read)

mir on 2002-06-20T20:31:03

OK, I have really tried hard to figure out what you meant here, but I give up! Is this a quote from Nomar?

Re:Comment on the review (which I haven't read)

pudge on 2002-06-20T20:47:30

The Pats beat the Jets.
In the World Cup, the USA is alive, and France is out.
The SCOREBOARD says all I need to say.

Sight Unseen Review: pudge's Sight Unseen Review

Purdy on 2002-06-20T20:20:59

I didn't read much of pudge's SUR so any spoilers are entirely accidental.

pudge once again places himself ahead of the adoption curve by gleaming, aggregating and generalizing a movie he hasn't even seen, to save ourselves from having to do the same and hoping to be on the side of popularity once a general concensus has been reached about the movie.

Jason

PS: That's all I got ... just trying to be funny. Credit to the /.'er that originated this idea, reviewing CmdrTaco's review of Episode II.

Re:Sight Unseen Review: pudge's Sight Unseen Revie

mir on 2002-06-20T20:26:28

Darn! And I thought I was being clever :--( I should have known better. I hadn't read the /. thread though...

20 Second Film Review

gizmo_mathboy on 2002-06-20T21:11:19

Pudge needs to take some cues from Mr. Filthy's buddy, Hooligan, and his 20 Second Film Review. :-)