I was just thinking about the stupid things Hank Steinbrenner has said recently, and all of a sudden the name "Steiny the Younger" came to me. Pliny the Younger was a Roman author, and a handle I used way back in the day (like, 15-20 years ago). So therefore he is to me, and evermore shall remain, Steiny the Younger.
Cross-posted on <pudge/*>.