Spam e-mail: "Hi there, you got a greeting!" I want to have an argument with the sender:
"Yes, that is self-evident, every e-mail is a greeting, by definition." "No, I mean another greeting." "Oh, then you're wrong, no, I got no such thing." "Yes, it's in the mail." "But I didn't open it, so I didn't get it." "So open it." "I have no reason to." "So you will get your greeting!" "But the e-mail WAS a greeting."... and so on. I should write really bad sitcoms. It's a skill. Which brings me to: "If you are the type of person who will take a huge cut in salary to do something you love, then you really need badly to see a therapist." Which brings me to a short film I saw on iTunes called Cutlass, written by Kate Hudson, who has been filthy rich all her life, and is about a mom who helps her daughter spend too much money on something they don't need, because, you know, it's just money! Just sayin'.
Cross-posted on <pudge/*>.
