I declare the last Friday in August, ever year, to be National Offense Day. This year it will be August 31st.
On this day, you will take offense at everything. And thereby, hopefully, get it out of your system.
So, for example, you would take offense at this journal entry, saying I am destroying America by encouraging people to be offensive, or perhaps by diluting the importance that offense has in holding together the fabric of society.
And so on.
Re: National Offense Day
pudge on 2007-08-04T14:31:35
That's the spirit!Re: National Offense Day
jdavidb on 2007-08-04T17:49:24
Can we start early?
Re: National Offense Day
pudge on 2007-08-04T22:40:03
Sure, but I just don't want you to get burned out before the big day.Can we start early?
Re: National Offense Day
jdavidb on 2007-08-06T12:57:12
Your stated purpose of the big day seems to be to get everybody burned out, actually.
Re: National Offense Day
pudge on 2007-08-06T15:03:01
Yes, which is why you shouldn't get burned out beforehand!Re: National Offense Day
jdavidb on 2007-08-10T13:54:29
I'm going to be highly offended if this turns out to be my twins' birthday.
