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PudgeTunes: George Bush is Hitler

pudge on 2007-04-15T15:39:25

I've heard a lot of people compare George Bush to Hitler and Big Brother and say that the U.S. is one of the least free countries in the world. If that were true, you'd think people would be afraid to, you know, say so. Or that if they did say so, something bad would happen to them. George Bush is Hitler is a gentle reminder that people who talk about Bushitler are totally bay.

I wrote and recorded this song within just a couple of hours last night, after watching Marilyn Manson tell Henry Rollins that we are getting ever-closer to 1984.

George Bush is Hitler George Bush is Hitler He killed six million Jews George Bush is Hitler He wants to kill me and you George Bush is Hitler Hey gypsies, you are next Everybody knows George Bush is Hitler

Bush is Big Brother He watches you all day Bush is Big Brother He hears everything you say Bush is Big Brother He changed the words to this song Everybody knows Bush is Big Brother

Bush stole our freedom We can't protest his ways Bush stole our freedom Armed guards make us obey Bush stole our freedom I live in an internment camp And everybody knows Bush stole our freedom


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(Oh, and Mr. Colbert, I still don't accept your apology. This song proves that Hungarians can play guitar, and you have offended me and should be fired. I was working on another song to dedicate to you, but now ... I just don't know.)

a clever ploy

jhi on 2007-04-15T19:37:36

You are just trying to preempt any possible followups by mentioning "Hitler" in your initial message.

Re:a clever ploy

pudge on 2007-04-15T23:30:09

Oh, but there are so many more words to use. "Fascist," for example!

But then I would have to add a new verse to the song.

Re:a clever ploy

jdavidb on 2007-04-17T17:23:17

Excellent song, and I would love a fascist verse.

la la di da

echo on 2007-04-17T14:02:11

It's elegant and refined. It's on topic. It's Pudge!

Re:la la di da

pudge on 2007-04-17T15:23:32

I am nothing if not elegant ...

Bush has very little to do with anything, but you

Yuar Wutuiz on 2007-05-01T17:34:22

knew that. I'll give you some hints of who does.
1. He's a gas bag
2. Talks from the side of his mouth
3. If he invites you to go hunting, decline.

Re:Bush has very little to do with anything, but y

pudge on 2007-05-01T18:07:15

So ... you think Dick Cheney is Hitler?

Do you think that makes you look more, or less, sane than those who think Bush is Hitler?