I've heard this is the prettiest baby ever. So I went and bought the People magazine with the pictures of her. People spent $4 million on the pictures, and frankly ... well, I don't want to be cruel, but I've seen a lot of babies, and I think People got screwed. This has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen. We're talking coyote ugly here. I guess they can afford plastic surgery, but man, she's gonna have a tough life being that deformed.
Re:But you bought the magazine...
pudge on 2006-06-12T07:56:06
Actually, I didn't buy the magazine. And I don't even know what the baby looks like, either. The whole post was a lie.
Re:But you bought the magazine...
Beatnik on 2006-06-12T08:03:54
You say that now, after you got a letter from their lawyers?;)
..and ofcourse I didn't buy the new Playboy to see this month's playmate boob job.. Re:But you bought the magazine...
pudge on 2006-06-12T08:13:32
Heh. I just got sick of the crap about this new baby and how everyone is saying it is the most perfect baby ever, and I thought how funny it would be if it turned out to be really ugly. Of course, very few babies are ugly, but this would be one of the few.
Re:But you bought the magazine...
Beatnik on 2006-06-12T11:07:56
Considering Angelina and Bradd need their daily dose of make-up to look picture perfect (no pun intended), I hope their baby wont be hooked to eyeliner, mascara and lipstick.Re:But you bought the magazine...
drhyde on 2006-06-13T06:59:28
ALL babies are hideously ugly. They all look like Winston Churchill's bastard Chinese child.Re:But you bought the magazine...
TeeJay on 2006-06-13T09:51:30
Some are worse than that - one of my colleagues just had a child and he looked like margaret thatchers press secretary - bernard ingham instead of churchill... I was so taken aback that I actually blurted out "christ it's berhard ingham but shrunken by some bond vilain's ray gun!"Re:But you bought the magazine...
pudge on 2006-06-13T14:47:03
Wow, they must love you.:)
