Two spam subjects I just got, back to back in my inbox:
Well, which is it?
After following the advice of recent spam, I now have D-cup breasts, four hour erections and several college diplomas. I can't see how that's helped me much, since I continue to get spam warning me that my women isn't satisfied. I'm not too worried about that though. Between you, me and the wall, I've found out about certain MONIES in a SMALL AFRICAN NATION that, for MONETARY CONSIDERATION, I can help LIBERATE.
How can my love life suffer if I've got a bag full of money, big tits and a stiffy? I sure hope the spammers take note of my success. If not, there are several over-the-counter drugs that I can get CH3AP from the INTERNET.