Retirement

pudge on 2001-11-15T15:23:27

I don't need to make a lot of money before I retire. I turn 65, the canonical age of retirement in the U.S., in 2037. I will be one of those old farts who still programs in Perl and C and will be hired to fix all the old "E-2**31" bugs. I'll be paid somewhere on the order of $1 billion over the year to fix various bugs -- many of which I am currently creating -- and then retire comfortably in Afghanistan (which will be turned into a Middle Eastern vacation spa around 2012).


This Is A Test Comment

pudge on 2001-11-15T16:25:27

Really, it is. No, really.

Re:This Is A Test Comment

pudge on 2001-11-15T16:25:34

Me too!

Early retirement

jdavidb on 2001-11-15T17:42:41

I can retire early! I'll be 58 in 2037!

:P

*noise of relief*

chaoticset on 2001-11-15T22:31:09

I thought this was an entry announcing your retirement now.

I'm so glad the shudders than ran up an down my spine were unnecessary. :)

Re:*noise of relief*

pudge on 2001-11-19T17:28:41

Eh ... Slash 2.2 is already released, and MacPerl 5.6.1 is almost done. I am no longer needed. I will move on to greener pastures!

What was the name of that truck driving school we saw on TV, TruckMaster I think it is?

Re:*noise of relief*

pudge on 2001-11-26T20:28:13

This is another test.