I love fortune. I've always loved fortune. It's on all the boxen I use during the day.
Alas, some of the fortunes aren't always accurate or true. Here's one from today:
Different! Daring! Dynamic! Defying! Dumbfounding!
SEE Uncle Tom lead the Negroes to FREEDOM!
... Now, all the SENSUAL and VIOLENT passions Roots couldn't show on TV!
-- Uncle Tom's Cabin (1972)
An appalling amalgam of carnage and carnality!
-- Flesh and Blood Show (1973)
WHEN THE CATS ARE HUNGRY...
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Alone, only a harmless pet...
One Thousand Strong, They Become a Man-Eating Machine!
-- The Night of a Thousand Cats (1972)
They're Over-Exposed
But Not Under-Developed!
-- Cover Girl Models (1976)
Now, these are pretty funny, except for that Uncle Tom's Cabin one. "Roots" was aired in 1977, five years after the supposed UTC poster...
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