Dear SCO,
Haahaahaaahaaahaaaaahaaa. Bwaahaahaaaaa. AAAAhhhhaaaaahaaaahaaaaaa.
... and Darl, I am sending you a 55 gallon drum of KY-Jelly for when you get to meet "bubba" at your new country club - Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison...
Yours truly,
Brent