So, my attempt to avoid 3D Secure was successful, but seems to have had the unintended side effect that I sold my soul for 3 days.
I feel that I have to categorically deny that my product roadmap is in doubt, and that the rumours of forking me to regain control are completely unfounded, and unworthy of any further comment. :-)
See you all at YAPC::Europe next week. Right now, there's another free ticket up for grabs, thanks to Shadowcat.