Three men were needed to free a farmer from the jaws of an alpaca after he stepped in to stop a "dominance fight" between two of the animals.
"The [alpaca] is due to have his fighting teeth - which are very large, sharp teeth at the back of the mouth - removed or filed for safety and it was these teeth that caused such a deep wound."
And there was Monty Python claiming that llamas are dangerous. Wrong sort of camelid.
Hopefully they'll also be wrong about "Scotsman winning Wimbledon", in the near future.
