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nicholas on 2004-08-03T09:34:39

Commenting on the colo(u)r coded threat level

It gets raised, it gets lowered. It gets raised. It gets lowered. What are you going to do?

For some reason this reminded me of Homer Simpson:

Cloud goes up, cloud goes down...

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chaoticset on 2004-08-03T13:33:52

I don't give a shit. The lack of intelligence in the intelligence community gives me the impression that those color codes might as well describe the fingerpaint in use at a local elementary school for all the good they do.

Perhaps I'll be worried when the alert level has been raised from 'Blackwatch Plaid' to 'The Cover Of Rush's Seminal 1981 Album "Moving Pictures."'