Science News - April Fools

n1vux on 2005-04-01T18:29:21

Several Science Sites have April Fools jokes up.
As always, SlashDot /. has links to the hotest april fools hoaxes in science and technology. Usenet groups (which some think of already as google groups!) have a long tradition of april fools postings, and announcing others. I link to the science ones.



Cassini probe damages Saturn's ring
Oh dear, bad bad. - Utah Skies
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SciAm gives up politics
registration required but see /. for free copies - Scientific American, via SlashDot
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Bush cancels space program
what next? - SpaceDaily
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New Institute at Stanford
Faith-based grant for a "String theory of intelligent design" (Cosmology moving from Physics to Theology Dept.); in reply comment, he dares readers to check hep-th new articles and detect which High Energy Physics-Theory abstracts are real and which are April Fools. - Not Even Wrong

Space Ship One to fly at Oshkosh
oh yeah, that's a good one. - Usenet - rec.aviation.homebuilt or news, via Google groups
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AES has been broken
" " - sci.crypt, via Usenet
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Hacker Disrupts GPS network
Amusing. - sci.geo.satellite-nav, via usenet
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April Fools' Day more Intense on Mars
straight picture, funny caption.
UPDATE: the above link was *last year*; they have another this year with funny Mars *picture*, Water on Mars
- NASA Astronomy Photo of the Day (APOD), via Google + Usenet links
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Another ... Mt Washington Wind Speed Record

n1vux on 2005-04-01T21:56:38

Observer's comment on the front page http://www.mountwashington.org/; will probably be archived at http://www.mountwashington.org/cam/comments.php as April 1 after it rolls?

(This is a reference to the bogus windspeed claim for Air Force Station Guam in a typhoon, that threatened MtW's record.)

AFD Master List

n1vux on 2005-04-01T22:06:01

http://urgo.org/aprilfools.html lists all websites with April Fools gags (not counting usenet news). There are a couple I've got listed above that aren't listed (yet?).

NPR -- Maple Syrup / Exploding Maple Trees

n1vux on 2005-04-01T23:03:10

New England Suffers Maple Woes by Robert Siegel
«Audio for this story will be available at approx. 7:30 p.m. ET»

All Things Considered, April 1, 2005 · «A downturn in the maple syrup market is having harmful side effects for trees in northern New England. For the first time in decades, the maples are remaining untapped, with sometimes-dangerous results. »
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4571982

Sugar Maples untapped due to the Carb-counting fad are welling up and maiming woods-walkers. Very well done, hilarious.

Scheme - the new Fortran

n1vux on 2005-04-01T23:26:09

http://use.perl.org/user/ziggy/journal/23978 reports that there are "Changes afoot in the Scheme World".

Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion

n1vux on 2005-04-01T23:45:27

http://www.nature.com/news/2005/050328/full/050328-10.html
Apollo bacteria spur lunar erosion
Images reveal worrying cracks in the face of the Moon.
Pictures taken from orbit show the Moon's serious scars.

IBM Optimizes the Idle Loop

n1vux on 2005-04-01T23:53:17

http://www-128.ibm.com/developerworks/power/library/pa-unrollav3

An Amusing arXiv forgery, String theory

n1vux on 2005-04-04T16:47:45

The April-fool posting http://motls.blogspot.com/2005/04/glashow-finds-correct-stringy-vacuum.html includes a complete faux http://www.arxiv.org/ page http://schwinger.harvard.edu/user/motl/0503250.html and even got picked up on the RSS feed "Diverse Blog Feeds" for ArXiv discussion at http://www.physcomments.org/. This is another beautiful send-up of the divisions in theoretical physics. Glashow is quite the jokester on his own http://www.improbable.com/ig/past-highlights.html, so I'm sure he enjoyed it.