The local news station's website has a Tell us what it's like where you are page for the latest snow storm (paralyzing the city). One of the responses was rather quotable:
At 1:43PM 01/06/04 Lucifer in HELL said:
It's hot...real hot! I'll see burning ash from time to time mixed in with some real loud screaming.
I won't make any suggestions about what you can do with that form since apparently there's no editing or monitoring. {grin}