[00:22:07] me : what's she doing in africa? [00:22:21] friend: some kind of activist something [00:22:27] friend: then she's going to europe [00:22:30] friend: for vacation [00:22:37] me : well lah-tee-dah [00:22:39] friend: then home to calli til the fall [00:22:41] friend: no shit [00:22:49] friend: alice's not exactly hard up for money [00:22:57] friend: at least for parental support [00:23:24] me : i wish i was a sexy, headstrong, globe-trotting, lesbian activist/stripper [00:23:30] friend: ME TOOOOO [00:23:38] friend: i don't think alice's a stripper. yet. [00:23:47] me: oh. was she doing a stripper? [00:23:47] friend: she was considering it at one point [00:23:58] me : i know i got that mixed in there from somewhere... [00:24:03] friend: she was all into a stripper/activist [00:24:06] me : ahhh [00:24:08] me : okay [00:24:10] friend: but they never did it [00:24:12] friend: just friends [00:24:24] friend: and it turns out it wasn't her that danced for me last week [00:24:40] friend: it was a different stripper/activist who hangs with the same crowd [00:24:45] friend: see if you can follow this: [00:24:52] me : wow. a gang of stripper/activists [00:24:56] me : that's very Russ Meyer [00:24:59] friend: wait, this is too good [00:25:02] friend: here goes [00:25:18] friend: alice was into christine, who is a stripper/activist [00:25:28] friend: christine is best friends with sarah [00:25:36] friend: sarah lives with brandy [00:25:41] friend: and brandy works with me [00:25:55] friend: brandy, btw, recently suggested i should hook up with alice, which i found interesting [00:25:57] friend: at any rate [00:26:06] friend: sarah, brandy's roommate, [00:26:11] friend: went on a date with MY roommate yesterday [00:26:16] friend: you still with me? [00:26:22] me : ...WHO MURDERED PROFESSOR PLUM, IN THE CONSERVATORY, WITH THE CANDLESTICK [00:26:47] friend: yeah, welcome to the queer progressive women community in atlanta [00:26:51] friend: it's fucking TINY [00:26:59] friend: and we all fucking know eachother [00:27:03] friend: it's scary [00:27:12] friend: yet somehow i'm not fucking getting laid [00:27:19] friend: and everyone else is humping away
