I've discovered that I really want an MSLS, but since I have no BS/BA, it's somewhat difficult to get going on that there MS part. So I started poking around looking into this here "interweb" education thingy. Eventually stumbled onto the Bachelors in Fire Science at UMUC.
In addition to having the coolest degree program name ever, you get to take classes like "FSCN 402 Fire-Related Human Behavior (3)". Not to be rude, but what's the textbook for that like?
Chapter One: OW! FUCK! I'M ON FIRE!
Chapter Two: Stop, Drop, and Roll
Chapter Three: Flaming Dog Poo and the Human Response
I don't even want to think about the labs...