This was emailed to me by a friend. Enjoy... ;)
Red Atlas
By Ayn Rand/Tom Clancy
Jack Ryon saw Jane Smith from across the room. She looked strong, like she had a purpose, like the USS Constitution, a 55095-class submarine that she'd been working on. The submarine carried S-type manueverable warheads. She was trying to create all this despite the liberal mealy-mouthed loser Lance Loserface, who was trying to bring her down. She wanted to sell her submarine on the market, which would PROVE, for all to see, that yes, the government only subsidized well-financed projects with taxpayer money, as long as it was needed.....