So Seamus Heaney likes Eminem.
Here's one for the po'3 homies.
Ted Hughes don't gotta cuss in his poems to sell his books; well I do, so bog him and bog you too! You think I give a damn about a Noble? Half of you critics don't even read me, let alone 'stand me. I'm Shem Heaney, yes I'm the real Heaney All you other Sham Heaneys are just imitating So won't the real Shem Heaney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? I'm sick of you little girl and boy poets, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me who cuss like me; who just don't give a bog like me who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! I'm Shem Heaney, yes I'm the real Heaney All you other Sham Heaneys are just imitating So won't the real Shem Heaney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
