You know you're fat when your new life ins. company wants to decline your new policy by 4 pounds. The fact that I'm close to any sort of limit is a problem, even at 6'4".
The Dr. who did my wifes gal bladder surgery also does the lap banding surgeries (the band, not the more dangerous stomach stapling/reorg). According to the numbers, I well qualify for the surgery.
Maybe it's time.
P.S. I don't smoke. I barely drink. No vices, except for food. Why does food have to taste so damn good? :-)