U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft has always bugged me. Yes, his political views are abhorrent to me and yes he did lose an election to a dead guy, but there was something else about him - something sinister that lurked just beyond my grasp.
And then it hit me.
John Ashcroft and the X-File's William B. Davis: separated at birth or the same man!.
No way, Ashcroft is a bible thumpin', hymn singing at executions freak...even the smoking man would have the character and decency to just light up and smoke in a semi-reverent silence while they kill the intended. Ashcroft is simply the second coming of Heinrich Himmler only this time with a less sexy uniform. Now, with more singing!
