Go get 'em, Alton!
Since it's not a proper blog with persistent links, here's the body:
«Dear Tom Cruise,
Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didnââ¬â¢t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds?
Please, Iââ¬â¢m crying out for help.»