So many of my devoted fans have asked: jjohn, how can we host parties that as rawkin' as yours? To which I say: you need the right music (where "right" means a Japanese cover of a Chris Cross song).
But it's a good thing I can't tell exactly what language it's in -- it would bring me dangerously close to understanding the lyrics.
I wish I could say I didn't understand the language that this horror is in.
