What's striped like a barber's pole and makes children cry?

jjohn on 2005-02-22T01:49:29

The Daily Record (via rotten.com) reports:

«JURORS at Michael Jackson's trial will be told the pop megastar's manhood looks 'like a barber's pole'.

Private investigator Ernie Rizzo yesterday said the star's latest alleged victim could provide damning evidence about Jackson's unusually marked penis.

Rizzo was hired by the family of Jordan Chandler, who accused Jackson of molestation in 1993.

He claims he saw police photos of a naked Jackson taken more than 10 years ago. And he said distinctive brown rings were visible around the star's penis as the singer bleached his body twice a week.»

So, what mental cleanser are you going to use to erase that image from your mind?


wuh wuh wuh...

rjray on 2005-02-22T02:01:47

The goggles, they do nothing...

Impostors

ziggy on 2005-02-22T04:40:07

Every time you read something about the supposed "Michael Jackson" trial, remind yourself that he is just an impostor.

The real Michael Jackson isn't a child molester, doesn't bleach his skin, wear just one glove, have a falsetto voice, or a big, sprawling ranch in California. The real Michael Jackson is busy doing real work.

Re:Impostors

pudge on 2005-02-23T03:23:00

I read the comment before I read who wrote it, and the linked to the site, and then thought, this MUST be a comment from ziggy ...

bastard

jhi on 2005-02-24T17:41:44

You owe me a family-size canister of Clorox and one pair of red-hot tongs. And a pair of mental eyes.