I support pet marriage, but only between heterosexual partners. Homosexual pet marriage is an
abomination that would debase the sanctity of the whole pet
marriage institution. I mean, which one of them would you call the wife?
Free pet love!
"Love, the strongest and deepest element in all life, the harbinger of hope, of joy, of ecstasy; love, the defier of all laws, of all conventions; love, the freest, the most powerful moulder of human destiny; how can such an all-compelling force be synonymous with that poor little State and Church-begotten weed, marriage?"
Emma Goldman on marriage