when getopts params attack!

jjohn on 2003-09-05T16:50:34

File this one under mind-working-against-you dept.

I'm working a program that accepts various command line arguments. I normally like order the commands alphabetically (I don't know why). I group the ubiquitous help options ('?' and 'h') together at the front followed by the program-specific options. For this program, the options look like this:

my $opts = {};
getopts('?hP:U:d:l:u:v', $opts);

I hear it all the time: Joe, why do you make so many gay jokes? Is it because you're afraid you're gay? That's when I say: listen VOICE IN MY HEAD, you mind your own bidniz.

(props to Dave Attell.)

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No matter what people tell you...

zorknapp on 2003-09-05T18:51:50

...there's nothing wrong with Pud Luv...

trying to be healthy

lachoy on 2003-09-05T19:35:38

at least that's what some say...

Voices

gizmo_mathboy on 2003-09-06T03:23:40

When I hear a voice in my head I threaten to sic the really-mean-voices-in-my-head on it. If it's the really-mean-voices I just tend to cower in my conceptual corner and what for it to go away.

I really should stand up to my voices...