Asstastic

gnat on 2002-05-30T15:45:00

I do try to keep on top of the latest fashion trends. In this case it's ass cleavage. Nice on some, hideous on others.

--Nat


Crack Kills

kingubu on 2002-05-30T16:49:24

Gosh, you mean that all this time I thought I was taking a stand against vanity by not obsessively obscuring The Royal Gorge from public view I was really just being "fashion-forward"?

Life can be so cruel...

"Like"?

pudge on 2002-05-30T21:42:44

Girls in low-slung jeans sit insouciantly on bar stools, "presenting" their rears like primates in heat.

Re:"Like"?

belg4mit on 2002-05-31T01:15:14

Some people refuse to acknowledge
basic biological principles like
(emm) evolution.

I can't wait...

hfb on 2002-05-30T21:58:31

for the Gap to start showing ads for asscrack jeans with the "I'm coming out" jingle much like the singing belly button ads which nearly scarred me for life. Unless you're a 17 year-old girl with a pristine, firm, sag-free, zit-free ass, it should be illegal to show your asscrack in public...unless you're a plumber, of course. Every once in a while I see a big fat guy on a bicycle with a hairy buttcrack sticking out of his far-too-tight cycling shorts and I have to resist my gag reflex as I whiz by. I guess it aids in better ventilation for a less sweaty ass...