Kudos to Jon Orwant for pointing me at the redneck neighbour diaries. Now I know what it's like living next door to a Torkington :-)
--Nat
The jesus on the mailbox is a particularly lovely touch. When the old couple who lived next to my parents house moved to a 'retirement community' another family moved in much like this one..complete with a 120 pound pot belly pig they would walk on a leash like a dog. My parents were mortified but didn't get quite as obsessive as this guy