112 Gripes about the French is a real booklet from WW II. Enjoy the answers to such gripes as:
- "We came to Europe twice in twenty-five years..."
- "The French aren't friendly."
- "Why do Frenchmen look so shabby?"
- "French cities are filthy."
- "The French are unsanitary."
- "The French don't bathe."
and that old favourite:
- "French women are too damned expensive."
If only I'd known about this in time for YAPC::Europe!
--Nat