I think I'll pick up Suse 8.0 sometime this week. I've heard it's a pretty good distro, and it has all the latest toys.
Oh, a colleague sent me this obviously one-sided and highly oversimplified short story called Right to Read, in case you're interested.
I thought the right to read story was banannas the first time I read it. Nowadays, it doesn't seem so far off.
Perhaps you should ask delegatrix to read it aloud to the erstwhile representatives?