rob_au quotes in his journal, "Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live". What if you're both the original coder *and* the violent psychopath?
Today, due to a bizarre set of circumstances, I'm sending a Terminator back 3 years to slap the shit out of myself for some gawdawful code I wrote back then which I now have to change.
If you're seeing this journal entry it must mean that he failed. Stupid cyborgs.