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Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 oct = 25 dec
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's working fine on my system.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side
My pid is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process. Prepare to vi.
I'm a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia... I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
Re:The classic version is...
rafael on 2003-02-16T20:10:44
Of course variants can be found: Q: How many extreme programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two (Firstly to write the regression tests, then to declare that it's a hardware problem)(by Nicholas Clark in p5p)Re:The classic version is...
chromatic on 2003-02-16T20:30:05
... if they're not pairing, it's not XP! Re:The classic version is...
lachoy on 2003-02-17T14:56:21
Or of course:
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just redefine the standard for light to be darkness.
Re:Lightbulbs
dws on 2003-02-17T17:17:47
The variant I first heard wasQ: How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole CAR full.
Re:Lightbulbs
djberg96 on 2003-02-18T04:58:55
I heard another variant tonight:Q: How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ((((((1))))))
