A few days ago I mentioned my increasing Nigerian Spam problem. This got me thinking about the sums of money (allegedly) involved in this scams.
I don't claim to have all of the mails that I've ever been sent on the subject and I'm only part of the way thru collating the ones that I do still have, but here's a list of the money that I've turned down over the last few years.
Currently the total is US$177,709,000.
Currently the total is US$177,709,000.
Man, if I had that kind of loot just drop in my lap through email, you'd better believe I'd take it! I'd get me a bunch fly choochies and a phat car and I'd tell Old Boss Man to shove the J-O-B! I would be all like "you can keep your damn apron! I ain't gonna work here no more!" And that's when I'd get all medieval on his ass! Dude, I'd be the motherf*cken Right Hand of God dealing out Justice with my many ringed finger.
This Internet thing is OK. Titties and money delivered right to your door!
