Sometimes virus emails make me smile with their increasingly desperate attempts to get me to open their payload.
For example, I just got this one.
From: "Post Office"To: dave@dave.org.uk Subject: RETURNED MAIL: SEE TRANSCRIPT FOR DETAILS Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:35:22 +0200 X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000 Dear user dave@dave.org.uk, Your account has been used to send a huge amount of spam during the last week. Probably, your computer was compromised and now contains a hidden proxy server. We recommend you to follow our instruction in order to keep your computer safe. Have a nice day, The dave.org.uk team.
"The dave.org.uk team"? But that's me. So now I'm sending myself viruses :)