Showing Great Restraint

davorg on 2003-10-29T15:10:01

The nms support list just got an email from a church in Nigeria who confused us with bible salesmen.

I sent them a polite email back pointing out that they had the wrong address as we didn't sell bibles.

I didn't add the bit that I wanted to, where I would have told them that we didn't sell bibles as we've been told it's an evil book by our Lord Beezlebub. I wasn't sure they'd see the joke.

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Tell them...

jordan on 2003-10-29T17:25:09

That you know of a large stockpile of Bibles in a Bank Deposit Vault in the Netherlands that was under the control of Princess Diana. Unfortunately, the UK Press is watching for activity on this vault from UK citizens, so you aren't able to get to them yourself.

Go on to say that they can have 10% of these Bibles if they could assist you in gaining access to them by acting as a Proxy.

Re:Tell them...

davorg on 2003-10-29T17:43:05

+1 Funny!

Where are my moderator point when I need them :)

What?

chaoticset on 2003-10-30T00:47:17

What joke?