Yesterday, at the doctor:
She was about to perform an electrocardiogram on me; she was acting very professionally, when I said:
- So... my heart is here, right?
- Yes... Tell me, what do you want to know? What is your question?
- Sometimes I feel some kind of pain in this place...
- You know what they say? That when there's something wrong with the heart, it's not usually the heart that aches!
- Oh, glad to hear that! I feel much more relieved now! It's probably my stomach, or perhaps a kidney, right?
I can't recall a woman in white laughin so hard in my whole life... :-)
Today:
It's include's birthday.
Her girlfriend decided to send him some flowers, so early morning she phoned me while we were still at home, asking me for $job's address:
- Cog? Don't say it's me!
And there I was, thinking to myself: "Don't say it's who????"
So I kept my mouth shut until I understood what was going on.
The flowers have just arrived. They're nice :-)
