Awkwardness:
Arriving 8 minutes late to a wedding, burst into the church and find out the church is... empty!
It's amazing, the amount the coincidences the universe can put together on the same day...
Memory failing:
Somebody trying to explain somebody else that people sometimes drop school and later on come back and manage to graduate and find a great job, using *me* as an example!
Just... when the hell did I drop school????
Yeah, that's what I do:
Somebody described my job to somebody else as "he invented a program and now he goes around the world installing it."
Yeah, right... and I love these family weddings too :-\