I won't be going to FOSDEM, because the dates for JOIN 2005 are too close (like, the next day), and I'm one of the organizers, so I better be there.
I won't be going to The Perl Whirl, because it's too expensive for my own pockets.
I'll try to go to YAPC::NA, although I have absolutely no idea of how much that is likely to cost me...
You might also find me at YAPC::EU, for obvious reasons...
It's too early to tell whether I'll be going to LPW (assuming there'll be one), but I'd like to.
As for OSCON and O'Reilly ETC, I still don't know about those. I'd like to, but regardless of the fact that I now make more money than I was making before, I'm still not rich... :-)
And regarding national workshops (German, Italian, etc), I really don't know, because I'm likely to not understand a bit of what is said... :-(
That said, I'll cry a bit: buaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me want conferences :-(