Google WHACK

chromatic on 2008-04-03T02:25:14

As of this writing there's no Google search result for the phrase Do you want to sell eyeballs to advertisers for the rest of your life, or do you want to change the world?.

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World's greatest collection

mr_bean on 2008-04-04T11:16:52

My google joke is crafted on:


CPAN: arguably one of the greatest repositories of reusable crappy software in the world.


Google: The world's greatest collection of crappy advertisements.


However Google Search is great, because of the focus my intellect brings to the links.


Note: You probably can't see the Google search terms from where you are, but they are CPAN, crappy, software, Larry, Wall.

Hm

pudge on 2008-04-10T22:26:11

I sold eyeballs to advertisers and used the resources provided by that to change the world.

Re:Hm

chromatic on 2008-04-10T22:48:17

I can think of billions and billions of reasons why selling eyeballs to advertisers might have changed the practical effects of Google's mission a tiny bit. Admittedly, all of those reasons are completely fungible, but there are still billions and billions of them.